brokje:

amu-baqi:

when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Marcus Tullius Cicero, Letters to His Friends, Vol 2: Books 7-12 (via theminimalgirl)

Unf.

(via macedonianmess)

SOON :D

(Source: mllejasmine)


buttpoems:

I’m getting really good at self deprecation.

buttpoems:

I’m getting really good at self deprecation.

jpierrepontcriss:

i make all these plans while at work for the evening and then as soon as i get into my apartment the bra and the pants come off and i’m not leaving for anyone other than satan himself

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

dirkstirfry:

my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know

 #i’m kidding of course we all know it’s going to be a dead fictional character. 

Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.

Anneli Rufus (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

“it means having to perform”

I’ve never heard anything more accurate

(via gastly-haunter)


colfshair:

Season 1 of Glee

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Season 2 of Glee

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Season 3 of Glee

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Season 4 of Glee

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  • people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick

I not only kicked ass at my thesis defense today but I also got a gorgeous drawing of MY OWN FACE done by the amazing flourchyld :D

I not only kicked ass at my thesis defense today but I also got a gorgeous drawing of MY OWN FACE done by the amazing flourchyld :D